Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Email jokes and funnies

As you can see from my past two posts, I've got nothing much to blog about...except for these hilarious email jokes and funnies that have really cracked me up. This one is...well, priceless.

The Good Husband

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his

company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,

but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't

even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he

was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.


Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first

thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of

water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks

around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,

spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.


He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye

staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices

a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red

with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in

lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get

groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.

I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"


He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot

breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.


Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M. , drunk and out of your

mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and

then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when

you ran into the door "


Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such

perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is

on the table waiting for me??"


His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,

and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"



Broken Coffee Table $239.99

Hot Breakfast $4.20

Two Aspirins $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS

4 comments:

Lisa said...

This is the GREATEST!!
Thanks for the great laugh--
Lisa
coastal nest

Christie said...

Hee hee. Very funny.

Kari (GrannySkywalker) said...

And every man should have those words "Leave me alone! I'm married" tattooed on the inside of his eyeballs...JUST IN CASE he ever needs to remember them in a hurry. lol

:)
Kari

black eyed susans kitchen said...

I am of course sending this to my husbands computer..it is "priceless". Susan