Tuesday, April 8, 2008


Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?What are we supposed to do, write to them?Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

-These were from an email that I received-


black eyed susans kitchen said...

You are too funny! And that is a good thing. Smiling. Susan

Daniela said...

What if a disgruntle pig worked at the post office? Just wondering...I know I know it wasn't funny, but the others were...haha


Rue said...

hehehehe... my favorite is the religious joke. I'm going to hell aren't I? LOL


Kari (GrannySkywalker) said...

Ha! That's so funny about Evian! Can't wait to point that out to someone when I see them drinking it. And I love the 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea....it's an excellent point, if I do say so myself. LOL

Pina said...

Want to play?