Ponderisms

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?What are we supposed to do, write to them?Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

-These were from an email that I received-